*Jerry’s train*
FG: They still have no pitching. Gooden’s a question mahk. …You don’t recover from those rotator cuffs so fast.
JS: I’m not worried about their best pitching. They got pitching. …They got no hitting.
FG: No hitting? They got hitting! Bonilla, Murray. …They got no defense.
JS: Defense? Please. …They need speed.
FG: Speed? They got Coleman. …They need a bullpen.
JS: Franco’s no good? …They got no team leaders.
FG: They got Franco! …What they need is a front office.
JS: But you gotta like their chances.
FG: I LUV their chances.
JS: Tell you what. If they win the penant I’ll sit naked with you at the World Series.
FG: It’s a deal!(via seinfeldscripts)
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